Kitanya
Rainforest offers miracle shroom in attempt to save itself from utter irrevocable destruction
Industrialized humans: We're going to bulldoze you.
Rainforest: Please don't.
Industrialized humans: Lol, sorry, we totally are.
Rainforest: Srsly? I've got plants that cure cancer.
Industrialized humans: Meh. You've also got lumber that cures us needing to sell your lumber.
Rainforest: I've got mushrooms that eat your previously non-biodegradable plastic waste.
Industrialized humans: No you don't. .... Really?
Rainforest: http://www.fastcoexist.com/1679201/fungi-discovered-in-the-amazon-will-eat-your-plastic
Industrialized humans: Well shit.
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